21 posts categorized "for fun"

July 07, 2011

warning labels for pop

Warning label You've probably seen it in the news. The FDA will require graphic new warning labels on cigarettes starting in September of 2012.  

The labels will be large, covering a large part of the pack of cigarettes. They'll also be pretty gory. You can see all of the new designs at the FDA's website.

Some are pretty sure they'll help reduce smoking. Others are a bit skeptical.

I don't think that these labels are actually meant to educate smokers about the health risks of cigarettes. Everyone knows that cigarettes are horrible for you in many different ways. What the gruesome photos are meant to do is remind you that you're making a poor decision right at the time you're making the decision (when you're going for a cigarette). Will it help? I'm not sure, but I expect the new regulation will trigger a boom in cigarette case sales.

Dentistry's version of "everyone knows it's bad for you but does it anyway" is pop. Or soda for those of you in the northeast. Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Sun Drop. All that stuff is a double whammy for teeth. The acid in it causes the pH in your mouth to drop, which makes cavities. The sugar in it causes the bugs in your mouth to create acid, which lowers your mouth's pH, which makes cavities.

Just like cigarettes, there's no redeeming value to pop, except that people like to drink it.

So why not require a label on every soda can that reminds the drinker that they're making a terrible choice each time they choose to have a pop?

I suggest this:

Warning1

or perhaps...

Dr Mead sez...

Admit it. You might put down the Mountain Dew if you saw this.

Questions or comments! Email me at alan@meadfamilydental.com! I'd love to be your Saginaw dentist!


April 20, 2011

"I never eat breakfast..."

Sure, but how about flossing your breakfast*?

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*please note...I have no experience with this product. It appears to be floss and would probably do what floss is supposed to do, but I have mixed feelings about bacon flavored hygiene products.  Just sayin'.

April 06, 2011

What not to do.

Bottle Opener Don't do this*.

Ever.

That is all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*If you already did, and something broke...we can help.  We see most emergencies immediately. Call us at (989) 799-9133 or email me at alan@meadfamilydental.com.

April 01, 2011

This is how you should drink pop...

If you're going to drink pop, here's how you should do it.   

I'm only kidding a little bit here.  Let me explain.

Pop has all kinds of acid in it.  Different pops have higher or lower pH, but all of them have a lot of acid.  Your teeth already have to deal with acid on a regular basis because sugars that you eat can be turned into acid by the tooth bugs that are already there.  Adding a bunch of sugary and acidic soda just makes it that much worse.  

So stick with me here.  Each time you take a sip or a gulp of soda, the acid in it is attacking your teeth. Your saliva takes a certain amount of time to buffer that "acid attack" whether you just sipped or drank a whole can.  

So do the math.  If it takes you an entire afternoon to sip yourself through a can of soda, you are having an almost constant acid attack for hours at a time.  If you drink like the guys above, then you have one acid attack and then your saliva can bring your mouth's pH back to a normal healthy level.  

Yes,you're reading this correctly...this Saginaw dentist is giving you permission to guzzle.  Or better yet, have water instead. 

Questions or comments about this post?  Email me at alan@meadfamilydental.com.  I always answer my own emails!

(Note to reader...do yourself a favor and do not search Youtube for "chugging.")

March 10, 2011

"Saginaw dentist sells out!'

Sold Out!

No, it's not what you think!  

Both morning and afternoon sessions have sold out.  I can hardly wait!

February 25, 2011

I'm good, but I'm not that good

A root canal on a lion?  I'll leave that to the specialists...

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February 22, 2011

The Toothbrush Family

I was remembering a cartoon series about a family of toothbrushes.  There was a toothbrushing song that had stuck in my mind for 30 years ago and I finally googled it.  The cartoon is called "The Toothbrush Family."  And here is the song!  Enjoy!

February 17, 2011

Take it from "The Chopper" (or don't)

Carrot sticks...yes Pumpernickel...O.K. but use caution.  Olive pits, ice, Gobstoppers...just say no.

February 14, 2011

Top 5 Xylitol sweets for your sweetie on Valentine's Day!

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I've already suggested what not to give on Valentine's Day.  Here's some suggestions for a "tooth-friendly" Valentine's Day sweets for your sweetie!

5. Sparx Berry Candy   Berry Sparx

4. Xylitol Lollipops   Dr. John's Suckers

3. Ricochet Sours   Ricochet Sours

2. Caramels and Chews   Caramels:chews

1. Dr. John's Hard candies   Dr. John's Hard Candies

 

We hope you have a sweet Valentine's Day!

February 13, 2011

Worst Valentine's Day gift ever...

I'm just trying to look out for you.  Whatever you do...don't get your sweetie this for Valentine's Day.

Bacon

Don't say I didn't warn you.